I boast that a lot I can do,
But handle the flu? Oh no oh no no!
A step I take away from you
As I watch you go achoo achoo!
Oh dear I think you’ve been too near.
Sneezing and wheezing, oh damn it’s the flu!
A headache, a fever
It’s a doctor I need here.
But I left stuck under quilts
Many a Lemsip; still no tilt
All hoarse and croaky I muffle, ‘’ T’was you
Who gave me the flu’’.
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